Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal and says to the first man he
meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
- The man said, "I do,
Father."
- The priest said, "Then stand over there
against the wall."
- Then the priest asked the second man, "Do
you want to go to heaven?"
- "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
- "Then stand over there against the wall,"
said the priest.
- Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole
and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
- O'Toole said, "No, I don't, Father."
- The priest said, "I don't believe this.
You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to
heaven?"
- O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I
thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
- submitted by Gloucester City Firefighter Dan McGlinsey
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