Chuckle for the Day: A Blonde's Breast Stroke

There were three women competing in the recent Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

It was a fierce race with the brunette and the redhead exchanging the lead across the long stretch of water. As they stroked closer and closer to the shores of France, the blonde fell further behind.

Finally, the brunette came in first, with the redhead a close second. Everyone cheered and the two women congratulated each other on such a fine race. But the blonde swimmer was still nowhere to be seen.

Much, much  later, the blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.

After being revived with blankets and coffee, she agreed to speak to the eager press.

"Can you please tell us what caused you to finish so far behind the other racers in today's race?" the first reporter asked.

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The blonde shook her head, then remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms!"

submitted by brother George
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Comments

[Grateful]

Joanne, you have a right to your opinion, and if this joke insulted you, I don't blame you. Please don't be dismayed by the nasty comments of some of these people. I can't believe they are allowed to post these things on this sight. It's supposed to be edited for nasty content. You and your husband Tom are wonderful people who serve their church and community unselfishly. Some lazy, ignorant people on this blog have nothing better to do than insult our public servants. Sometimes I think I should just stop reading it all together because these comments continued to be posted.

[DORNEK]

I love blonde's, They just happen to be good sports on Blonde jokes. That was a "G" rated joke, by all means.

[just curious]

Hey, I H8mondays,what is a monday?

[Floody]

Does anyone know if this blonde has a PIMP yet?

Bill,
The joke was great! People really do need to lighten up, man this as bad as all the crying about the work "PIMP"

[Ih8mondays]

Hey Joanne, lighten up however i will give you credit of not signing your name as "Former Mrs. Freeholder". I guess you leave that for your husband. How is he doing haven't seen him at OHaras lately, or speeding around town.

[Blondie]

I am a blonde, middle aged woman and I found this to be humorous. I am not offended at all. We all need a bit of laughter in our days. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

[lighten up]

This is the problem with our society today. Everyone is so sensitive on so many levels that we fail to see the humor in life with the little things. Lighten up people!!!!! There are far more troubling things in the world that need seriousness.In this era,everything and everyone has to have labels or titles or in this case, a catagory. Stop. It is a joke. Find it funny or not funny, that is all. I for one found it funny. Keep up the good work, Bill.

When did this become a church website? Get over it Mrs. Former Freeloader.

[Joanne Gurick]

Sorry Bill, but this is a very sexist joke. I usually have a good sense of humor, but this is offensive. It falls in the catagory of a "dirty joke".