"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a
loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey
Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her
reputation"
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or
later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight
lipped, Joey Pagano, and
I admire that, but you've sinned and have to atone. You
cannot be an altar
boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco
slides over and
whispers, "What'd you get?"
"4 months vacation and five good
leads."
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